those posts you find really funny but made by ppl you hate
i want all my text posts to look pretty
then put them in between your selfies <3
smooth as fuck
I want to open a tea shop called “it’s partea time” and ill spike all the tea with vodka
When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.
Yall cannot tell me spirits aint real. They are real and lil kids in their innocence can see them. They can…
This is why I don’t watch small children alone.
This is why I don’t have pets.
If I can pretend this shit isn’t real, I can get through the night okay.
i don’t think my teachers understand i have an unpopular blog to run
there are literally people on tumblr who describe themselves as proud neo-nazi white supremacists who hate “anti-racists and feminist whores” but it’s the ~social justice bloggers~ that everybody complains about and makes fun of. okay
imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine
dear everyone who says he’s a good person
he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.
He also spat on fans, and that whole disrespecting the flag incident.
Calling him girly and gay is an insult to women and homosexuals everywhere.