gatzzby:

hannahsneakers:

why don’t they have big hyped up award shows for books

i mean

best male/female character

best antagonist

best plot development

best plot twist

come on

#book you threw across the room the hardest

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

fyeahgleeclub:

becbecbobec Don’t kill my vibe

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

pizzastiel:

i’m really sorry

there are seven billion people on this planet and i have like four friends in real life

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

idoitforthelesbianz:

is there anyone that doesn’t hate justin bieber.. I guess just justin bieber